Van's World

Well, I don't like to talk about myself a whole lot, but sinced you clicked the knob, I guess you want to hear me talk about me. My full name is Eric Allen Stair. I was born on December 27, 1979 at an Army hospital somewhere in North Carolina. I was put in foster care when I was four because my mom could not take care of me and my brother anymore. After going through several homes, we were adopted by the Stair's and I they have been my parents for 15 years now. I now am living with a friend in Rock Hill, South Carolina, while I wait to go to a new job in California. It's basically a traveling job that takes you around the country setting up media presentations for schools. I'm looking forward to it. I graduated top of my class from Shekinah Christian Academy in Rock Hill. After I graduated, I taught preschool there for two years. Then, I got a job at Best Buy and then....well, let's say there was a turn in the road, and now I'm going to work at the Sunglass Hut. My favorite things to do are designing web pages, chatting, singing, writing poetry, playing guitar, and much more! I enjoy life and want to live it to the fullest. I probably diddle a little in every hobbie or past-time. It keeps me busy. For those you who want to know what I look like, I'm working on some pictures to post, but for now I'll describe myself the best I can wiht words. I am 5 ' 9, I have brown hair, blue eyes, and I have a gotte and moustache. Don't worry, I keep it trimmed so it looks cool. I like to wear American Eagle, Abercombie, and Tommy Hilfiger clothes. I usually wear Sketchers but I bought a pair of Adidas sandals yesterday since it's getting warmer here. I wear a 18 inch silver chain and a Fossil watch. Um....I think that's a pretty darn good description. For those who want more detail, you'll have to wait for my picture. Ha ha ha! Well, that's enough about me. Email me and tell me a little more about you. I like knowing what kind of people are visiting. When you email me, tell me how you found out about my page, too, if you don't mind.

Here's a few comics for you. Look for new ones every week.

Real lables off of assorted consumer products....

On Sears hairdryer....Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap....Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
On some Swan frozen dinners....Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert....(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine....Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid....Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife....Warning: keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights....For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in Outer space.) (Or underground)
On a Japanese food processor....Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm really curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts....Warning: contains nuts. (no kidding)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts....Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (sounds simple enough.)
On a Swedish chainsaw....Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (What is this, a home castration kit?)
On a child's superman costume....Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh sure, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)